Here, We collected some funny life quotes, hope they can bring a smile on your face.
1. I’ve met a lot of hard-boiled eggs in my life, but you – you’re 20 minutes.
– Jan Sterling
2. “Here is a test to find whether your mission on earth is finished: If you’re alive it
– Richard Bach
3. “I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade… And try to find somebody
whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.”
– Ron White
4. “The only time I don’t have any problems in this world is when I am already six feet below
– James Jason
5. I mean, you live in a great, big, vast world that you’ve seen none percent of. Even the
inside of your own mind is endless; it goes on forever, inwardly, do you understand? The
fact that you’re alive is amazing, so you don’t get to say ‘I’m bored.
– Louis C.K.
6. “Life is short. Eat dessert first.”
7. Build a man a fire and he’ll be warm for an hour. Set a man on fire, and he’ll be warm for
the rest of his life.
8. “The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along
and trying to put things in it.”
– Terry Pratchett
9. Life is hard, after all, it kills you.
10. “Life is like the stock market. Some days you’re up. Some days you’re down. And some days
you feel like something the bull left behind.”
– Paula Wall
11. My way of joking is to tell the truth. It’s the funniest joke in the world.
-George Bernard Shaw
12. “Life is like a sewer… what you get out of it depends on what you put into it.”
– Tom Lehrer
13. I hope life isn’t a big joke, because I don’t get it.
14. I drink to make other people more interesting.
15. Procrastinate now, don’t put it off.
16. Life is an onion and one cries while peeling it.
17. “Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.”
– Elbert Hubbard
18. Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence in society.
19. If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.
20. We go through life thinking we’re invincible, but the truth is we’re totally vincible.
-That Seventies Show
21. “The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.”
– Lucille Ball
22. You can’t always control who walks into your life but, you CAN control which window you
throw them out of.
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